Ewoks

by Lex Vader

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"Ewoks" (119 BPM)

[E, A, Gbm, A]
We all know that Life Day is a special day for celebration
You can go and show the Wookiees how much you appreciate them

[B, A, Dbm, B]
[Abm, A, Abm, B]
But there is another creature that you really shouldn't visit
Don't go to the forest moon of Endor if you're fond of living

[E, A, B, A]
[E, A, Abm, B]
Ewoks will eat you even if it is the holidays
Ewoks will eat you, they don't really care at all
(They're crazy and hungry)

If you go out looking for a little of that cheerful spirit
And you're walking past an Ewok village, trust me, don't go near it
The only spirits that you'll find are... your dead loved ones stood behind you
Watching from an awkward line as teddy bear cooks tenderize you

Ewoks will eat you even if it is the holidays
Ewoks will eat you, they don't really care at all
(They're crazy and hungry)

Should the forest tempt you
Charter a flight up to see Chewbacca
May the Force be with you
If you end up on an Ewok's wok, yeah

You can tell them you're a god, but you will likely be rejected
Unless you've got a golden body or a skirt, you'll be ingested
There's a possibility that... you will end up slowly turning
Tied to a rotisserie as fuzzy short freaks watch you burning

Ewoks will eat you even if it is the holidays
Ewoks will eat you, they don't really care at all
(They're crazy)
Ewoks will eat you even if it is the holidays
Ewoks will eat you, they don't really care at all
(They're crazy and hungry)

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released December 15, 2009

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